Gentlemen don't propose when they're eating.

I don't know what the country's coming to. Everyone trying to be better than their betters--mink coats and no manners. No wonder Germany's arming.

Shopping's absolutely impossible nowadays. You can't get near the counter, and when you do, they haven't got it and you pay twiceas much for it.

There's no more important mission, because it's folly to think that we can doom wildlife to oblivion and believe humans will be just fine. That's a world I hope to never lay eyes upon.

How furious she must be, now that she's been taken at her word.

Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

A sure way for one to lift himself up is by helping to lift someone else.

You never get over it, but you get to where it doesn't bother you so much.

TV is, as I'm discovering now, a marathon. You have to keep going and going and going.

Always tell only the truth, and all the truth, and do so promptly - right now.

An appreciation for high fashion does not preclude possession of common sense.

Practice is personal; no two people's experiences are alike.