For many wealthy people, giving a tenth is a way of robbing God. Their tithe becomes a tip.

The Bible does not provide a map for life - only a compass.

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well.

Next time you see an ant, remember: winter is coming! The best time to prepare for tomorrow is today.

You will invest your life in something, or you will throw it away on nothing.

For preachers, clarity is a moral matter. It is not merely a question of rhetoric, but a matter of life and death.

Ministers must read. We are required to read not as a luxury but as a necessity.

Badgers know where their strength lies. Do you?

What worries you masters you.

What are we doing to each other? Because I know that I am doing to him exactly what he is doing to me. We are sometimes so happy, and never in our lives have we known more unhappiness.

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?

How can I be so captured by my own imagination that I can truly connect both to the person I'm playing and to the person I'm playing wi

I'm glad I'm not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn't be much of a god.

All the world's religions speak the same language, they simply use different words.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

See how it's a philosophy that's been handed to you by a bunch of men who were afraid. So instead, they overcompensate with hatred and violence and repression.

Success begets more in television.

I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.

In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.