Football is potential post-career suicide.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

To kill an error is as good a service as, and sometimes even better than, the establishing of a new truth or fact.

Chernobyl, an accident or the most successful anti-Marxist attack in recorded history?

Why give up before we try?

Hatred is the fury of those who do not share our goals, and its object is death and destruction. Anger is a grief of distortions between peers, and its object is change.

Rule of thumb: if you think something is clever and sophisticated beware-it is probably self-indulgence.

When someone holds a knife to your throat it's easy to be scared. It's not hard to imagine what it would be like.

Through the proper application of kundalini, a woman can quickly become aware of the tremendous power that resides inside herself and reach enlightenment.

A house is not a home until it has a dog.

I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me.

When you understand a species' art, you understand that species.