First of all, these lenders are not babies. These are total killers. These are not the nice, sweet little people you think. You're living in a world of make-believe.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.

I think it's fair to say more adultery goes on in hotels than any other place in the world.

Maturation is the development from environmental support to self-support.

I do not believe there is such a thing as a God.

Solitude is the furnace of transformation.

It's an ordinary day for Brian. Like, he died every day, you know.

I did not, like my children and people today, grow up with television as part of my life.

I have the one person I could ever love in this world. Now I must work to be a person worthy of that.

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in the tongue Of him that makes it.