Feelings are feelings, no matter when they happen. Our bodies don't stop being ours just because worse things happen to other people.

Something, somewhere, knows what’s best for me and promises to keep sending me people and experiences to light my way as long as I live in gratitude and keep paying attention to the signs.

Knowledge without wisdom is like a beautiful lady without morals

We all go through some tough times, but unfortunately, some of us let theirs define the rest of their lives instead of growing from them.

You don't need to be a star to be a bright and shining one to that friend in need.

When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!

Humility and resignation are our prime virtues.

Theology is the logic of the Devil.

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

Dreams are so important. You need to have big goals and expect a lot of yourself but you have to enjoy the ride too.

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.