Everyone should eat hashish, but only once.

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.

Beauty should be edible, or not at all.

An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.

What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.

People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.

A good man can be destroyed by the association with men of evil character. A wise man can learn from them

Facing a language you don't know is like returning to your infancy when your mother tongue used to be a foreign language to you

The mind is an intricate mechanism that can be run on the fuels of both victory and defeatism.

Customer Service' is a random collection of words used to fill a void

One day, when I am a braver man, I will tell her these things, and then I will look her in the eye, tell her I love her and ask her to be only mine. But until that day, we're just friends.

In art school we're always taught that art is an end in itself - art for art's sake, expressing yourself, and that that's enough.

Dissent is the mark of freedom.

Learn to love the sunrise and sunset, the beating of rain on the roof and windows, and the gentle fall of snow on a winter day.

I too am compelled to carry the gospel of freedom beyond my particular hometown.

No man taketh away sins (which the law, though holy, just and good, could not take away), but He in whom there is no sin.