Entropy requires no maintenance.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

In conlusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.

At some point you have to stop crossing oceans for those who wouldn't jump puddles for you.

One day, your light will silence the darkness, and you will be surrounded by the beauty within.

Choose your audience wisely, for its not your performance that varies but their response is what matters!

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

Dad is and always will be my living, breathing superhero.

If you're really being honest with yourself when you're acting, part of it is touching the real you. You can only separate yourself so much from the character. Those vulnerable moments do touch me.

Ethical teaching is weakened if it is tied up with dogmas that will not bear examination.

I'd rather be number one on the worst-dressed list than number two on the best.

Most faults are not in our Constitution, but in ourselves.

It's easy to direct while acting - there's one less person to argue with.