English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

A woman who writes has power, and a woman with power is feared.

Jesus soon is coming, and Christmas too, Good reason for being happy, Helping people to do.

The laws of physics are the canvas God laid down on which to paint his masterpiece.

I don't believe a handgun should be in the hands of anybody

I still have horrible luck with girls.

Love just happens. We don't have to do anything.

I learned that gratitude is the best feeling I would ever have, the ultimate joy of living.

We human beings are born in ego, live in ego, are brought up in ego and will die in ego. We need a certain degree 0f vision when we live in this world for achieving and attaining our goals in life.

Never think that success is down to your own performance alone. If you start listening only to yourself you take the first step back towards the bottom. The flowers of victory belong in many vases.

I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.