Donald Trump needs to understand the Republican establishment - they're not going to be his friend, either.

Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout.

Is the president purposefully using propaganda and hyperbole to garner the American public for support?

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively.

I have liberal friends. They are misguided, they are wrong. I disagree with them. I don't want them to vote. I want them to go on vacation in November.

The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

The only thing I believe is individual responsibility doesn't mean the government is the answer to ever fear and every problem every individual has. We are the masters of our own destiny.

I am a total loser, in every aspect of my life. I rarely go out.

It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.

I never got a job from a poor person.

I think there's definitely billions and billions in waste, fraud and abuse. There's billions that can be generated in the economy by eliminating the bureaucracy.

The bigger the bricks critics throw at you the bigger the palace you are going to build.

To win the heart of men, always be yourself.

Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.

All people should be treated equally, regardless of who they are or who they love.

Oh, man, oh how I wish I didn't smoke or drink to reason with my head.

If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.

Money to a writer is time to write.

Pride does not listen. It knows.

We are excited about Internet access in general. With better access to the Internet, people do more searches.

We love in others what we lack ourselves, and would be everything but what we are.