Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.

A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.

There is that smaller world which is the stage, and that larger stage which is the world.

Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.

The greatest tribute one can give to a writer is that it is simply enough to read him.

Diplomacy is to do and say The nastiest thing in the nicest way.

The Democratic Party of the USA would greatly appreciate your cooperation with re-installing Mr & Mrs Pinocchio into the White House.

You are here because Fate invited you. You cannot go back the way you came. I suggest you go forward instead.

I write my own songs, and I only see their flaws.

Appreciation in advance brings everything you want to you.

A clear conscience is, for me, an occupied conscience-never empty-the conscience of a man at work until his last breath.

Change yourself - you are in control.

The greatness of our God lies in the fact that [He] is both tough minded and tender hearted.

By dialogue, we let God be present in our midst, for as we open ourselves to one another, we open ourselves to God.

It's such a joy to be able to play someone who is angry. It's a joy and a relief.

I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity.