Crying is good for the soul. It means something needs to be released. And if you don't release the something, it just weighs you down until you can hardly move.

People don't want to listen to their thoughts, so they fill the world with noise.

They call us monsters because it makes it easier to hurt us. Bus monsters are people too.

It was times like these when I thought my father, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest man who ever lived.

Our virtues are most frequently but vices disguised.

I'm not fast. But there are a lot of guys that are a hell of a lot slower than I am. Somebody wants to do a pay-per-view race between me and [Tom] Brady, sign me up.

I learned early on to never walk while I was on the ball field. I ran everywhere I went.

I am constantly thinking ahead to what I want to write about in the future, and when I'm done with one project, I give myself a little time and then start the next one.

I shan't marry a prince!

Stop war? Impossible! There is no cure for the world's disease.

Me a TV star? I've got to be the luckiest guy in the world.

One word, in this place, respecting asparagus. The young shoots of this plant, boiled, are the most unexceptionable form of greens with which I am acquainted.