Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.”“We must share the same faith, honey. ’Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.

Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he’s cheatin’ on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl.

... The use of your gift for good is your responsibility. You must decide for yourself.

The narrator, I think, must succeed in frightening himself before he can think of frightening his reader…

Grace was in all her steps heaven in her eye In every gesture dignity and love.

Home is where one starts from.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

As a matter of fact, I think there are more things important in life than "relationships.

The older I get, the more open-minded I get, the less judgmental I get.

I don't want to know how you did it. I want to believe you are magic.

Nine to five is how ya survive, I ain't trying to survive I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it alive

I've said before that every craftsman searches for what's not there to practice his craft.