Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?

The most valuable lessons in life cannot be taught, they must be experienced.

When I was little, I always sad that I wanted a brother, and now it's like having four of them!

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

Live your dream and never wake up

When you first open Niall [Horan]'s wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.

Your reward will be the widening of the horizon as you climb. And if you achieve that reward you will ask no other.

There is nothing personal in the thunderclap of understanding. The lightning that releases it comes from outside oneself.

Personally, the worst thing a boy can do to a girl is to ignore her while she's loving him with all her heart.

Joy is found in Jesus when we rejoice in Him. We can rejoice our way to joy!

We usually don't realize the thing that is defining our identity until that thing is taken away.

Few people know how to be old.

I am sure that there are some single payer advocates who think the only thing worth fighting for is single payer.

I can honestly say that retiring will put years on his career.

If you make a commitment, honor it. If you make a promise, keep it. If you set a goal, achieve it.

We all wish for world peace, but world peace will never be achieved unless we first establish peace within our own minds.

The outside world wants me to have glamour; my fans want me glamorous. I won't let them down.

I still feel very much an imposter in the whole music scene, which I'm quite happy about to be honest.

Men have ascribed to God imperfections that they would deplore in themselves.