Cheetah bit me whenever he could. The [Tarzan movie] apes were all homosexuals, eager to wrap their paws around Johnny Weismuller's thighs. They were jealous of me, and I loathed them.

It's nice to be immortal. Film has given us immortality. Now my children are going to appreciate Tarzan.

Hollywood was a fantasy world in more ways than one.

An intelligent man [doesn’t] know everything, he simply [knows] how to look everything up quickly and efficiently." - Jack Chalker, Songs of the Dancing Gods

I was never hurt by loss as much as I was hurt by the people who tried to make me feel like a winner, they made it worse

Profiting from opportunities is success. Profiting from adversity is greatness.

A Christian is of no sect. He can dwell in the midst of sects, and appear in their services, without being attached or bound to any. He hath but one knowledge, and that is, Christ in him.

I, Charles W. Penrose, wrote the Manifesto with the assistance of Frank J. Cannon and John White... Wilford Woodruff signed it to beat the devil at his own game.

I've lost loved ones in my life who never knew how much I loved them. Now I live with the regret that my true feelings for them never were revealed.

Boy, the things I do for England.

I think of myself as a very lazy writer, though other people see it differently.

Dialogue works the least well when it's telling you what's going on.

One is always at home in one's past.