Cheer up: You're a worse sinner than you ever dared imagine, and you're more loved than you ever dared hope.

God wants us to pray that we might have the courage to live before him in ways that are not natural to us.

Worm theology is too high for me.

I find that if I pray for the people I'm most angry with, my anger turns into something more redemptive.

Get low; grace will meet you there.

Major religions are examples of 'noble lies' aimed at uplifting human stature.

When someone has the desire to go to school and has the ability but can't get into our schools, that's wrong. Education drives the economy and the quality of life.

Leaders should be the chief repenters.

Cheer up! You're a worse sinner than you ever dared imagine, and you're more loved than you ever dared hope.

May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

Be thankful.Be grateful.Be joyful.

Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak.

The media ... is like an oil painting. Close up, it looks like nothing on Earth. Stand back and you get the drift.

Fox taught me how to sing and dance

It seems like everyone's listening to fiddles and banjos.

I'll cook the water.

Not to be alone - ever - is one of my ideas of hell, and a day when I have had no solitude at all in which 'to catch up with myself' I find mentally, physically and spiritually exhausting.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

I like physical exercise. I actually like sports in general. I really like snowboarding and playing soccer, too.

I'm a New Yorker; I've paid my dues.