Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind every successful woman there are wonderful parents

I don't think anybody cares about unwed mothers unless they're black or poor. The question is not morality, the question is money. That's what we're upset about.

Elegance is refusal.

Gosh. The subjunctive is always the first to go.

Airs of importance are the credentials of impotence.

Everyone should have ten megabits and then the web will be a wonderful thing.

I can't watch my movies and get into them because as soon as I see myself I get taken out of the film.

We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.

We are talking about Christianizing America. We are talking about the Gospel in a political context.

Magic is what we invent when we want something we think we cant have.

I pant for retirement and leisure, but am doomed to inexpressible and almost unsupportable hurry.