As far as my tax returns, you don't learn that much from tax returns.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Listen: being dead is not worse than being alive. It is different though. You could say the view is larger.

I can barely breathe but I think that his lips might be better than oxygen at the moment.

I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but I have the heart and stomach of a King and of a King of England too.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

I've taken advantage of a few breaks that came along and moved along with them.

There are two types of people on social media: people who want more followers, and liars.

Contrology is not a fatiguing system of dull, boring, abhorred exercises repeated daily "ad-nausem".

Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?

The relationship of humans to nature. We are sadly divorced from it.