Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

Satanism is developing two circles, an elitist group which I always intended my church to be, and the faddists who are becoming Satanists because it’s the thing to do.

Collect memories, not things.Fill-up dreams, not pockets.Rise above your calling and be the person you always wanted to be.

A lot of people in 2008 voted for Obama. I did not vote for him. I voted for a third party. But I believed in Obama's promises.

Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another.

Having disciples is in the end like having children, only not with love but with self-love preeminent.

Calendars and clocks exist to measure time, but that signifies little because we all know that an hour can seem as eternity or pass in a flash, according to how we spend it.

What would aliens say when told earthlings shift clocks twice a year to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight?

Let's stand up. Let's speak with pride about our morals and our values and redouble our effort to elect more conservative Republicans.

There had not been this many words sounded in our house for a long time, and it was going to take a while to clean them out.

There's nothing like suffering to reveal how small and needy you are. Pain has the remarkable capacity to reveal the weakness of the things you're leaning on to make life worth living.

If our government servants had to comply with the Sarbanes-Oxley Act as they have forced all of American business to do, they would be in jail.