Antonin Scalia and Donald Trump both. They love the country. They do not understand people who don't. They would love that everybody else loved the country. But it's not gonna happen.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The fear of God is the beginning of knowledge.

You are the owner and controller of the most powerful engine with the potential to win all wars of life—it is your ever changing mind.

You think everything revolves around Zane Hollander, don't you?""No. But I think your blush does.

I came away with the idea that respect is really the solution. We need to teach young people to respect authority - particularly, respect the law.

The point is to let the music be itself. If it doesn't mean anything to you, then it's bullsh*t.

I usually dress very casual. Whenever I go out with my friends, I'm always like, 'Can't I just wear sweatpants?'

I got a feeling that after six years of disappointment, of mediocrity and decline, a slow course correction is not what voters are going to be looking for in 2016.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

The body of Our Saviour shat but Our Saviour shat not.

The death of a child occasions a passion of grief and frantic tears, such as your end, brother reader, will never inspire.