Animals have always been therapeutic for me to work with; they help me get me grounded from being on the road.

Maybe one day the old guys will die off and things will change, 'cuz it's officially getting scary over here in America.

And I flirted with the devil and he dealt me a card. He told me that you will never win. So I sold my soul to the devil. I never thought it could be this bad. And I got the devil takin' me away

The name alone usually attracts about 50 or so curiosity seekers to the show. We know if we're playing the Policeman's Ball or something to have the proper respect, but we like to get rowdy.

Balance is always tough with the kind of shows and my work ethic and all of that, but that definitely helps me do what I do in the big picture.

My mom nor my father never pushed me into the music business. I always did it because I wanted to.

I always wanted to have my own farm. I've never been able to achieve that. It's kinda tough.

I would have to go back to being a dog. I've called myself a dog for many years.

A one-night stand that waited three years to tell me I had a son. I needed cash flow fast, It was time to get into the business.

I've never left for New York. I've stood my ground here my whole career and hopefully will be able to until the day that I die.

The vocals are the very last thing I do. So, it's kinda the opposite: with country. it's singing and guitar first, but with rock, I worry about the riff and music, vocals last.

No living creature can foretell the future.

Two main categories of people are needed in your circle

I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

Each congressional race really depends upon the candidates and how they carry the message.

The reality is I'm kind of like an ocean. Everything is calm, calm, calm. I'm good. When the ball goes up in the air, the waves start rocking.

A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

I am actually going to two therapists right now. I don't know, I actually feel like therapy has just made me more uncomfortable.

Life's face is never the same though we may look at it for all eternity.

Take [preventive] action before things happen. Establish order before disorder has begun.