Accuracy of signal and free flow of information define sanity in my epistemology.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

In conlusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.

Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.

Sometimes the most difficult decision is to not martyr yourself for someone, but instead to choose to live for them. Because of them.

The United States must reach out to the world community with a new plan to stabilize Iraq, bring U.N. peacekeepers in, and bring U.S. troops home.

We go to the cinema we see images projected on the screen - but they're not real, they're only images.

Be the kind of person who takes supplements - then skip the supplements.

A good picture, any picture, has to be bristling with razor blades.

But let me do I will show the world what gymnastics looks like. Well may be this is a future gymnastics.

When one is in love with existence one feels such blessing, such bliss, that it is natural to bow down in deep gratitude.

When it comes to Hillary Clinton, it is really about mobilizing and energizing women voters to turn out to the polls.

Your stage persona is usually a version of yourself, to varying degrees. Some folks do a full-on character, so that's different. But most comics do some version of themselves.