About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting.

I'm too busy playing to worry about the movement or the fingerboard.

Don't worry... it's not loaded...

Sometimes I'll be playing along and find I'm missing the strings. I'll worry about it for days until I notice that the pick has worn down to half its size.

Well, first I'd want a better vibrato.

The heavenly Father is faithful.

It is very important to remember what other people tell you, not so much what you yourself already know.

...when I chose you, I didn't want the commonplace - I didn't want a 'partner' - I wanted a shrine...

People don't change, they come closer and closer to who they really are.

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.

Sports are sports. Its all about how we carry ourselves out of the ring.

Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists.

If Apple has a flaw, it's the inability of the company to crush competition using the kind of aggressive tactics that companies like Microsoft and Intel have always applied.

If people are hungry, ill-clad, unsheltered or diseased, nothing is so important as to remedy their condition.

So you [Nicholas Kristof] have got this new column out, 12 steps for people who say are traumatized by the [ Donald Trump] election.