ANOINT, v.t.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good.

Some people will try to condemn you to the prison of their bullshit. They tell you they want a soulmate, but they're actually creating a cellmate.

People always seem to band together in accordance to a principle that has nothing to do with love, a principle that releases them from personal responsibility. (p. 81)

Love your kids and just be there for them. You don’t have to eyeball their every moment or to orchestrate all their comings and goings. They know this. They know that’s too much.

The widespread adoption of broadband and the continued advances in personal computing technology are finally making it possible for the collective creation of an online world on a realistic scale.

I love films-they are like paintings.

I make up a set of rules and play within those rules until I win.

Bravery is not man's monopoly.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Taking out werewolves, I gather and surmise, is akin to taking out a SEAL team.

Beware of any belief that makes you self-indulgent; it came from the pit, no matter how beautiful it sounds.