A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

Learn all the rules... then break them.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.

Guns don't kill, people do.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

The only true test of friendship is the time your friend spends on you.

With the wings of love you can fly in everyone's heart.

Life is happening right now, do not waste it in thinking rather enjoy it.

Wait and wait. Most people's lives are spent waiting.

I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.

You need the villain. If you don't have a villain, the good guy can stay home.

Confucius say... politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Anger manages everything badly.

Mental Management is the process of maximising the probability of having a consistent mental performance, under pressure, on demand

Each step, each strain of the eye Opens out a new horizon; And every day throws in our way Something new, to grow more wise on.