A true ruler does not rule others, he rules himself.

Nobody returned alive from the war.

Life is as large as you explore it.

Nothing woke up a man as quickly in the morning as a scorpion in his pants.

We served Twinkies and Sno Balls at our wedding. We put them on silver trays so they looked elegant - but they were the real deal!

Nothing so aggravates an earnest person as a passive resistance.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

According to the law of nature it is only fair that no one should become richer through damages and injuries suffered by another.

Why can’t you ever answer a simple question? (Wulf) Ask me a simple question and you will get a simple answer. (Acheron)

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.

Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels.

Length is usually intensity. Not time.

The kaleidoscope has been shaken. The pieces are in flux. Soon they will settle again. Before they do, let us re-order this world around us.