A true friend finds a way to celebrate—even in the worst moments of life—and forces it upon you.

The important matter is freedom. When the people choose what they want, it is good for them and for us.

The farmer doesn't care for the pitchers' battle that resolves itself into a checkers game. The farmer loves the dramatic, and slugging is more dramatic than even the cleverest pitching.

Death is to be feared because of the pain and loss it inflicts through love, and for no other reason.

Who made you the center of the universe?

Gentlemen do so appreciate a nicely trimmed décolletage.

When you see yourself on video, you and your friends spending time on vacation, and they take a video, and then you see it, it's really disturbing.

I can believe anything provided it is quite incredible.

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.

I'm the wacky one. Wacky. Wacky.