A conscience is like a boat or a car. If you feel you need one, rent it.

The wealth required by nature is limited and is easy to procure

The home is a place where we show our children that we can communicate, learn, and succeed together.

Little girls who hang around with vampires need to get used to dead things...In fact, little girls who hang around with vampires already are with dead things.

If all fools wore white hoods, any crowd would look like a field of blooming buckwheat.

When I try to write I try to write something different every time. That's the challenge.

Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

Someone asked me what legacy I wanted to leave and all my answers were so long that I even bored him. I said I don't care. Why should I? I will die someday. So if you like, remember me.

A cult hero? I don't think of myself as any kind of hero. I don't want to say it's a fairy tale, but two years ago if you would've told me I'd be in this position, I wouldn't believe it hardly.

Ulysses, obviously. It was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.

Shift your attention from words to silence and you will hear.