A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.

I equate peonies with love because they're the first blooms of summer.

Remember this: No one is looking at your imperfections; they're all too busy worrying about their own.

The last thing I want to become is one of those talking heads where everything is satiny smooth and you know what the next question is going to be

I'm all about exuberance. We only have one short life to live, and we shouldn't waste it being tasteful.

A mutt is couture-it's the only one like it in the world, made especially for you.

Most of my life I was occupied with American television and American food. My ethnicity was my choice. It still is

There's no reason for unhappiness if you're living with nice design.

All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels.

This is what I like about being a designer: You can't really get it until you see it.

Style makes you feel great because it takes your mind off the fact that you're going to die.

The self may be extinguished, but there are many selves and the Will creates them.

The punishment for rape should be castration.

When we face problems with compassion, sincerity, and good motivation, our solutions may take longer, but ultimately they are better.

Dear Artificer, I’ve blown my quanta and gone to the Good Place!

You must converse much with the field and the woods if you would imbibe such health into your mind and spirit as you covet for your body

I am a huge fashion fan. It's a really cool way to express yourself.

I'd pay more just to hear proper English and have everyone keep their clothes on

I find the training of the mind that Zen puts people through is by far to me, the most interesting, one of the most interesting disciplines.

The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).

If there be a skeptical star I was born under it. Yet I have lived all my days in complete astonishment.