Zombie Quotes
Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.
I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.
When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity.
Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.
I killed a couple of people, ” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards?
One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.
If you're not learning how to live off the land, then you're only learning how to survive in the short-term. (During a conversation with someone in regards to surviving a zombie apocalypse, 2017)
It ain’t how hard you are when you’re standing over top of someone that really matters. It’s how hard you are when someone’s standing over top of you that shows what you’re made of.
I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.
The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.
Pulling back, like a savage carnivore at its prey, it tore a large chunk of meat rendering his left arm useless...regardless he did not require it for long.
You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.
Bombs have kill-radiuses
... she wore a masterpiece smile with smudges of paint and graphite across her cheek, and her eyes were a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm a man born to blood and pain, and peace would be a killing blow for me.
Fear is the short road to death and this world, Changed by the flux of decay: Survival is the exception for weary men.From the new book The Waning
The nurse snorted, and said. “All men are pigs.” “Not all men.” Jango said. “Some of the men are zombies.
The USA radio frequency (RF) radiation industry has turned zombie movies into reality.
Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn’t found a reason to live by the end of the day she would jump from the rig. It felt good to have a plan.
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
If you don't know a name, you can't be hurt when they go. I have no friends anymore, all are lost.
No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think.
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.
You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.
Don't be a zombie for anyone, if your oppressor likes zombies, cinemas are not located in mars.
Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.
You ate my dog, you undead freak!”Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is ‘corporeallychallenged’ now. No need to be rude.
I write about the scariest monsters: The ones inside us all. And the ones that want to eat what is inside us all.
Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.
He first noticed it on the plane ride. There was an odor about her and it was becoming more pronounced with each passing hour. It was like the smell of rotting meat.
What’s more insane? Hearing imaginary voices? Or not hearing the real ones?
Powell’s face appeared on screen. “It’s true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy, ” she said, looking thoughtful. “But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong.
God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.
John raised an eyebrow. “So you wouldn’t date someone like you?”“Oh, hell, no. I’m insane, but that would be nuts.
I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't.
I was terribly, painfully present in the world, and so far removed from it.
Don't judge me. Ethics and morality no longer exist in our world. It's a luxury of the past, afforded only to those who had a future.
There was no heaven here. Eternal life meant waking up as a putrid corpse.
Perhaps that's a smile on Delia's face-but Delia's half skull turns every expression into a leer. She says, "Your uncle had a talent, kid. He made families wherever he went.
If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.
S’up?” he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. “N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.
Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me.” “I know, ” he smirks. “Can I get back in your bed now?
