Witty Quotes

IF you want to be a winner than follow one simple rule and feed it in your mind. Take each task and work as " Do it yourself project.

Sometimes life is like living in a chamber of Liquid Oxygen. Liquid don't allow you to live and Oxygen don't let you die.

A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction.

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people with God are truly happy.

In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

It was your destiny - let us hope it will prove a glorious one.

Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.

Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.

To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?

Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas.

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

Wise are my ways witty my actions

I chase goals, not girls.

The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

Dead yet?" Gus answered.I smirked. "Not yet, but the night's still young.""Here's hoping.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.

Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week?

Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered.

And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese

If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic!

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...

yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked, " Errol said with a snort.

This is good, ” he told her.
She gave him a slow blink. “You like wine?”
“Doesn’t everyone?”
“You strike me as a beer-from-the-can kind of guy.”
“I am.”

Whatever you say, sweetheart.” He sent her a wink, a devilish one, the same one he no doubt used to sear the panties off his dates.

By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.