Vampires Quotes
You are to weak you need a prowl to protect you... I mean that A Prowl must be your friend (get it?? Prowl film!)
Sorry, kid. Whedon got it wrong. Stakes don't kill vampires, they just give us heartburn.
He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies.
Don’t be sorry. You could hurt me a thousand different ways and I’d love it every time.
There are no such thing as ghosts.” Joseph replied.“There are supposedly no such things as Vampires and yet here you are.” Grace quipped flippantly.
He was the smell of winter rain and the sound of his predator’s heartbeat
After all, these were blood drinkers, beings who spoke gently, liked poetry, and yet killed mortals all the time.
Alas, my being the James Bond of vampires isn't the whole issue. Vanity must wait.
He unfolded his arms and moved to the side. I was fine with that. Again with the glowering, though. Seen that, done it myself. So last year.
Vidalia, open those eyes and look at me. As with all things, we do this together, Darlin'.
A sudden and unforseen swinging of his head alarmed all present. He seemed to be trying to scare off a flock of vampires biting into his brain.
Also, serial killers, child killers, they’re hot, they’re the new cool kids, the new vampires, the new zombies, everybody’s favourite spook monster.
In order to remain undead, I must steal the life force of someone whose fate matters less to me than my own.' I've always supposed that Wall Street traders utter essentially the same sentence.
Just for the record, saying 'The surprise hasn't started yet' while pulling something out of your pants is super creepy.
This time I felt my own face redden. Talking with this woman was like sitting still for a series of slaps, delivered arhythmically so you couldn't know when the next one was coming.
One life per year. It seemed so moderate a price... until you looked back and realized you could fill a movie theater with your victims.
MacMillian pinched the bridge of his nose. Conspiracy theories, secret societies... what the hell had he gotten himself into? What was next? Vampires? Werewolves?
I guess us folks in California are kind of straitlaced and old-fashioned."Hahaha, I thought on the way downstairs. I never thought I'd say those words with a straight face...
Holly rubs her temples. “Are we talking ... vampires?”Arkady groans. “On, the V-word! Here it comes again.
You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015
They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015
...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess’s nether regions. — BATS 2015
She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" — BATS
Yes, I’ve killed! I’ve killed as indiscriminately as God! And yes, I will kill again. I must.
Sometimes Death lurks after them for days, weeks, or even months, waiting for their time... Sometimes it doesn’t, and I’ve often raced that omnipresent Reaper to one portion of its work.
Lilith opened the shutters and allowed herself to bathe in the bright moonlight, as it shone across the Highland Glen.
Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives." — Bats 2015
I want you to kiss me, Longinus. Kiss me like this night will never end. If I am going to die, then this is my last request. Will you grant it?
Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'—a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel of its day…which was Tuesday." —Bats 2015
The moonlight covered the tombstones with an ethereal glow, and the statues above the tombs stood like silent guards waiting for something to happen.
Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." — Bats 2015
Purrrrrrrr” Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. “I hear a Kitty!” Vlad’s eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. “You’re teasing me!" — Bats
He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." — Bats 2015
Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead." — Bats 2015
Tall and built like a dense forest, Clint's broad shoulders made a girl want to learn how to scale trees. Except me. I wanted to start a forest fire.
Being true to yourself is always the right thing to do.""Is it? Even if you're a monster?
One could not blame a people for disliking vampires. Vampires were like brussels sprouts - not for everyone and impossible to improve upon with sauce.
The demon blood inside me burned my soul to ashes long ago.I am a monster who once dreamed he was a man. Never mistakeme again.
In the blink of an eye, the fairytales told to children were as real as death and taxes. Vampires, shifters, trolls, demons and creatures of myth, were as real as the air we breathe.
She bit me. She worried me like a tigress, when Rochester got the knife from her...She sucked the blood: she said she'd drain my heart." Richard mason
Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there's no such thing as vampires, right?
Every girl dreams of waking up one day, a princess. Until that day kicks you in the face, wearing steel toed boots.
You are kind, caring and intrinsically good. I am hateful, vengeful and intrinsically evil.
The streetlight forge speech bubbles of illumination in the air. A faint glow from the moon casts eerie shadows behind the dark clouds.
