Unicorn Quotes

What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one

But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.

Is there a God? Who knows? Is there an angry unicorn on the dark side of the moon?

Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York?

We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow.

Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.

At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.

I've always loved reading fantasy. I used to pick out all the books in the library that had the little unicorn sticker on the side to show that they were fantasy.

And when the clouds do clear awayGet a momentary chance to seeThe thing I've been trying to beat to deathThe soft creature that I used to beThe better animal I used to be

But what use is the unicorn to you if your intellect doesn't believe in it?

And at last she woke up in the middle of one warm night and said, "Yes, but now.

We were born in the '70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves.

When we go to the fair in disguise, we never win at archery or at singlestick. We do get some nice compliments on our disguises, but no more than that.

I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn.

You are here because Fate invited you. You cannot go back the way you came. I suggest you go forward instead.

Lucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach!

We don't steal from the rich and give to the poor. We steal from the poor because they can't fight back --most of them-- and the rich take from us because they could wipe us out in a day.

I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.

He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research.

Am I really standing here, conversing with a bloody unicorn?" Tiffy was certain her mind had finally left the building.