Two Quotes

You see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I’m inclined to extravagance.

Baseball is really two sports -- the summer game and the autumn game. One is the leisurely pastime of our national mythology. The other is not so gentle.

Not less than two hours a day should be devoted to exercise.

Every man has two countries: his own and France.

Socrates and Jesus, two teachers of virtue and love, were executed because of the unsettling, threatening power of their souls, which was revealed in their personal lives and in their words.

There are two distinct classes of what are called thoughts: those that we produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking and those that bolt into the mind of their own accord.

Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea; the other was elected vice president of the United States. And nothing was heard of either of them again.

There are only two economists in Congress and hundreds of lawyers. Does that explain why the government is in such a mess?

The America that has flourished for more than two centuries is being quietly but steadily dismantled by the Obama administration.

My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.

I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Reading dreams. That's what started her walking down the road. Every day she'd walk a little further: a mile, and come home. Two miles, and come home. One day she just kept on.

On every dishonest man, there are two watchmen, his possessions, and his way of living.

My mom lived by herself with two kids. Sacrifice was the name of the game at our house.

I am always in the hope to express the love of two lovers by a marriage of two complementary colors - colors which marry each other... complement each other as a man and a woman do.

Her life-that was the only chance she had-the short season between two silences.

Let it be fact, one feels, or let it be fiction; the imagination will not serve under two masters simultaneously.

I am a little deaf, a little blind, a little important and on top of this are two or three abominable infirmities, but nothing destroys my hope.

Information is not knowledge. Let's not confuse the two.

The first time I jumped from a plane, I screamed like a woman. I was two miles up and you could hear me clear as day. Now I love it.

There is a smile of love, And there is a smile of deceit, And there is a smile of smiles In which these two smiles meet.

No man will ever be President of the United States who spells 'negro' with two gs.

There are two kinds of investors, be thay large or small: those who don't know where the market is headed, and those who don't know that they don't know.

Wisdom lies neither in fixity nor in change, but in the dialectic between the two.

I have seen for the first time in 100 years of conflict, the two peoples - the Israeli people and the Palestinian people - are ahead of their leaderships.

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users'.

Marlene Dietrich and Roy Rogers are the only two living humans who should be allowed to wear black leather pants.

Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.

We do two shows a night for five weeks. A lotta times we'll go upstairs and sing until daylight - gospel songs. We grew up with it...It more or less puts your mind at ease. It does mine.

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forbearing.

Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect, considering their value on the personality market.

Two aspects to the relative world: relaxation and time management.

God has two thrones, on in the highest heavens, the other in the lowliest heart.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

Love naturally reverses the idea of obedience, and causes the struggle between any two who truly love each other to be, not who shall command, but who shall yield.

I would say chemistry between two people is very powerful. You have to fight to keep it, but if you don't have it, you can't manufacture it.

I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up.

An ancient adage warns, "Never go to sea with two chronometers; take one or three."

The bottom line is that Dennis Brown is alive and well, and he's got two lungs and they're kicking and I'm still spitting out them notes.

Legal plunder has two roots: One, as we have just seen, is in human selfishness; the other is in false philanthropy.

We have two choices in life: One is to fulfill ourselves. The other is to take the time and energy that we would utilize in fulfilling ourselves and use it to make others happy.

I have suffered two grave accidents in my life, one in which a streetcar knocked me down... The other accident is Diego.

He said that love was an emotion contra natura that condemned two strangers to a base and unhealthy dependence, and the more intense it was, the more ephemeral.

Never write more than two pages on any subject.

There are only two kinds of class: First class and no class.

I once had an extraordinary experience with former prime minister Ted Heath. Both of his eyes, including the whites, turned jet black and I seemed to be looking into two black holes.

Every fellow is really two men -- what he is and what he might be; and you're never absolutely sure which you're going to bury till he's dead.