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Of course, anybody's who's 26 years old will probably say, "Of course the old guy would say that." But wait until you're 45 or 46 years old. See how you feel about it then.

I probably am. I think Paul Giamatti also said in an interview that I was "f--king crazy." I'm flattered by that. I want to be that guy who's nuts who makes people think.

Some of the supporting roles that I've done as an actor, I took them because I knew that I would get to watch some of the leading guys in the movies, and also I'd get to work with them.

People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.

I have been told I have resigned; however, I'm telling you I have not resigned. Usually a guy knows if he's resigned, but I know that I have not resigned.

I'm not the worlds biggest remake guy, meaning finding titles and saying, "Hey it's got some brand awareness, let's just make a movie."

I found Jumpy on YouTube. I wrote a movie about a guy with a dog and was like, "What have I done? This is going to be a nightmare. We're a small movie and we're never going to be able to do this."

The bad guys, when they start getting picked off, they're upset that their friends died, too. But that's the thing. That's what life is. It's that weird gray area.

I'd be a sucker for a guy who wrote me a song,” I said. “Like Beth or Rosanna or Sara. Or Sharona. Is that too much to ask? To be somebody's Sharona?

For the record, if I were Superman, a pale, scrawny guy holding a guitar would be Kryptonite.

Younger guys now are all working out, and you find that if everyone's doing it and you're not doing it, you're going to be left behind.

There are guys on Tour who hit the ball further than me. I always thought it was important to have power, but more important to have power in reserve.

A Guitar Store Is The Only Place In The Known Universe Where A Guy Will Allow Himself To Shop Like A Woman

I have scary eyes. I look like the guy in 'American History X,' yes. I remember coming home from school and asking my mum if I could get an eye transplant, and of course she declined.

There's lots and lots of guys out there. The question is trying to find the right one.

One of the reasons people love Joe Biden is he just kind of says what he thinks. He's a guy whose heart is on his sleeve, and that's one of the things people love about him.

When a guy running for president will not support the troops, not support veterans, not support teachers, that's really important.

I've gone from a two-pitch guy to a four-pitch guy.

I'm probably the most uncool guy that [my daughters] know-as far as they are concerned anyway-'cause I'm Dad. I mean dads just aren't cool-especially when I dance! They don't want me to dance.

I think at this point in my life, I'd like to play more good guys than bad guys.

It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.

I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!

As a young guy from south London, I wanted to be able to make myself stand out.

I often get sent scripts about little men in big situations. There's a comic element to it, which is forces stacked against this little guy, and how is he going to defeat them?

I'm not a political guy. I've been a Democrat my whole life, but that didn't mean I went in and just pulled the Democratic ticket.

That's the privilege of being a grandparent - they can indulge the children while parents have to be the bad guy. Grandparents can also be subversive and naughty with them.

I'm not a guy who is going to make a lot of noise. I hope to lead by example.

Here is a fear for me, I never wanted to be one of those guys that was defined by a body of work 20 years old.

I love confidence in a guy. I don't have it, but there's nothing sexier.

I've done about six comedies. Oddly enough, the script came to me from one of the guys in Platoon

I remain the luckiest guy I know.

I can't see the country electing another Bush, i love Jeb Bush - I think he's a nice guy. I just can't see it.

That's pretty tough talk from a guy who has fewer days at work this year than he has houses.

In your mid-30s, it’s time to start playing guys of compromise. And as you get older, men of bitter compromise.

Never give other people another reason to ignore other animals. That's what we do when we come across as being so much better than the next guy or gal.

In indie rock, there's the phenomenon of: "Oh, this guy seems totally normal, but he's actually crazy." There's more of that out there than you'd think.

My job isn't to strike guys out, it's to get them out - sometimes by striking them out.

Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses to leave.

I play tough guys in movies and behaved like one in front of the press because I thought that was what a man did.

Disney was a family film studio and I was supposed to be their young, leading man. After they found out I was involved with some guy, that was the end of Disney.

When I'm single, I'm one guy, and when I'm in a relationship I'm totally another. They're both a good time.

I'm really a cool, mellow guy. I'm not as crazy as everybody thinks.

You have to keep a little bit extra fat on the body. The strength and conditioning guy is always all over me about it, but it seems to make guys bounce off me better.

I think most people who have dealt with me think I'm a pretty straight sort of guy, and I am.

I always say, when they ask me about American politics, is for you guys to decide who you elect.

I can't very well preach unity and tell the guys we're all in this together and everyone's important, then cut a guy because we might improve by one percent if we bring in someone else.

I don't see anything wrong in sticking your thumb into a guy's eye. Just a little.

People think I'm into positive thinking. I'm not a positive thinking guy. I'm into the truth. I'm a hunter of human excellence.

You can tell when someone is just trying to use you. It becomes just someone who's hanging around. Whenever someone sucks up to me, it never goes anywhere because I'm too boring a guy.