The News Quotes

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

Most of us entered journalism and joined "news organizations" because we care about the greater good. We strive to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

Critics of Fox News have pointed out that Fox News does partisan propaganda, and there's ample evidence on a daily basis.

First of all, it's a curse. Voodoo. As soon as a guy gets put on the cover of The Hockey News, it's like Sports Illustrated. He goes right into the tank.

She'd be one of those parents who left a kid behind at a rest stop, driving for miles before she noticed. We'd hear about her on the evening news.

When you feel your book is the height of irrelevance you can return to the excitement of the daily news.

I used to love going on a junket and promoting a film when it was not a 24-hour news cycle, and when there weren't so many media outlets. You could actually talk about the film.

I don’t read the news. I make the news

The art of a news reporter is to learn how to lull a victim, because all good reporters are confidence tricksters in embryo.

I think you’re possessed.” “Old news.” “Huh. Anyone I know?” “My dad. It’s a family issue I’m working on.

What people see in the news are places where things have not going so well.

It has been wonderful to be the home port for the brave and brilliant forces of ABC News around the world and to feel every single night that you and I were in a conversation about the day together.

I watch 'Al Jazeera.' They have news that you can't find anywhere else. They do great documentaries, too.

The good news is that because terrorist groups rely so heavily on the internet, it offers new avenues for the U.S. and its allies to fight them.

I just can't stand to look plain, 'cause that don't fit my personality. I may be a very artificial-looking person, but the good news is, I'm very real on the inside.

You go through the Sporting News for the last one hundred years, and you will find two things are always true. You never have enough pitching, and nobody ever made money.

It confuses me that Christian living is not simpler. The gospel, the very good news, is simple.

Fools make news, and wise men carry it.

You're going to have Yahoo! and places that don't have rights being much more aggressive in how sports news is covered.

I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.

[I read news] because no one's going to tell me what they really think of something.

Child mortality since 2000 is down by 2.65 million a year. That's a rate of 7,256 children's lives saved each day. ... It drives me nuts that most people don't seem to know this news.

That's whatever news topic, whatever political process any country is going through - whenever they are in the news, that's when they exist. If you don't see them they don't exist.

News isn't designed to talk about daily life in its nuances, but poetry is.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

So much of the news was invented for propaganda.

What a scandal, if I die. Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself, get a little headline news.

In college, I was a weather anchor for the local news. I would 'borrow' my forecast from The Weather Channel.

Sure, people talk about all kinds of stuff at the office, but surely everyone has better things to do than sound like they're auditioning for Fox News.

Dead news like dead love has no phoenix in its ashes.

I don't think that Donald Trump is a conservative. In fact, you go on Fox News, and half the people say he is and half say he isn't.

Things are forgotten so fast today. Even if 1,000 people are slaughtered, the next day you forget. There has to be new news every day.

Three events. Three gold medals. I was news, big news, in the sports world.

It's certainly an interesting moment to try to talk about, 'cause you could make a great show about the police force right now, with all that's happening in the news and Ferguson and all of it.

Twitter is my main tool for ensuring news balance.

I’m pleased to offer analysis of public policy and politics to the millions of Americans who get their news from Fox.

News in general doesn't matter most of the time, and most people would be far better off if they spent their time consuming less news and more ideas that have more lasting import.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

Buddhism suggests there are no elect. Everything rests upon your own self-effort, which is the good news because that means you don't have to wait around for some nebulous God to help you.

This is a dark age. That's not news. It's a dark time when we have to be particularly aware of danger.

I think we're doing pretty well. It's clear the media, of course, always gives you the bad news.

I have no idea how long Putin will last. The good news is, Putin doesn't know either. It will be sudden and it won't be peaceful. He has burned his bridges.

Democratic politicians, liberal activists and liberal news outlets routinely deploy incendiary rhetoric and wicked accusations to marginalize Republicans.

Explicitly Christian themes are regularly excluded from news articles.

Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.

Very sad to hear the news about George Michael. An incredible talent who brought joy to millions of us with his music.

Dreams as soul messages...each nightly communication brings the latest-breaking news available in special edition just for you!

Stay a little and news will find you.

In thy discourse, if thou desire to please; All such is courteous, useful, new, or wittie: Usefulness comes by labour, wit byease; Courtesie grows in court; news in the citie.

A lot of people take shots at news channels.