Smart Quotes

There are two kind of mathematicians, smart ones, and dumb ones. I am one of the dumb ones.

Maybe he's not college-smart, but he's smart in a way they can't teach.

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

You got a man? That's somethin we will talk about. He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out.

There's something I find highly embarrassing about it. As soon as I think I've written something smart, the next day I've got nausea, thinking, "Don't even try to be smart, it's absurd."

I dreamed that I was young and smart, and it was not a waste. I dreamed that there was a point of life, and to the human race.

Follow Through is elegant, sure footed, smart—a nest of sticks that won’t stay sticks—a nest of sticks that snowballs—scary and marvelous.

I always remember loving Even Stevens - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.

Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion.

If I'm smart then I'll run away, but I'm not so I guess I'll stay

It's not about how smart you are. It's about your values.

Why are man hole covers around?" If you don't knwo the answer to the questions, you're not smart enough to work at microsoft

Trella! You’re here,” he said with glee. “Even though I’m not as smart as you, I do know where I am.

You need not apologize for being brilliant, talented, gorgeous, rich, or smart.

Fishing is a hard job. Fishing at night. Rain. Day, night. You have to be wise and smart. And quick.

The facts are in: diverse companies and teams consistently outperform all others. It's not only the smart thing and the right thing, it makes getting the job done much more interesting.

The Gulf Coast has the potential to create a culinary raw ingredient paradise that smart cooks can capitalize on.

We believe in a government strong enough to use words like "love" and "compassion" and smart enough to convert our noblest aspirations into practical realities.

Building smart processes to streamline the workflow can make the work easier and the results more reliable, which keeps my head above water and my clients happy.

I never feel like a smug or a smart-alec film director, and there are plenty of those around.

I'm not nearly smart enough or imaginative enough to tackle the novel form. Never happen.

I'm a real dumb-dumb in real life. I'm just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I'll forget things every time I leave the house.

I think you've got to take your time and make sure you're making choices that are smart for you.

Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.

Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged ... [i]f Elizabeth's brain was a person, it would have scars, tattoos, and be missing one eye.

If you're lucky, the friends you make when you're sixteen stay with you for the rest of your life. If you're smart, you know when it's time to let them go.

We're all human beings, but some of us are more sophisticated at covering our flaws. We're just smart enough to lie to ourselves that everything is OK.

Most of the smart things I've ever thought or written came vis-a-vis my body.

Mal Blum's arrival on the indie scene gives us all hope for the future of smart music.

Smart stupid. Stupid smart.

Cynicism has all the smart words on it's side; idealism uses a nursery school dictionary.

I want to make smart television.

My characters are actually usually pretty smart and admirable.

He's a smart man, so I am assuming he will do it.

People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it.

I think my audience is smart. If there's a way to be entertained and get things out - real things, not stupid moral crap - that's the best.

In order to achieve optimal economic growth, Congress must adhere to sane spending guidelines while promoting smart policies devoted to growing businesses and creating jobs.

I've been waiting years to have a conversation with Franchesa [Ramsey]! She's so funny and wicked smart. So that's really going to be the experience it's going to intelligent, layered, and hilarious.

That's what I think is smart about 'Durham County.' It's not derivative of anything American. It's more in the vein of the BBC miniseries I grew up with.

Generally, I like to appear smart. I don't admit being stupid when there's any hope I'm not.

For this relay there was a little more pressure because it's the 200, you have to make sure you swim it smart. The 100 was more about energy.

Today's clunky smart glasses will be replaced by smart contact lenses. We'll command them by voice, blinking, or even thinking, to interact visually in 3-D with the Internet.

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers.

when your time came, it came, and that was that. You might say something smart on your way out, but you might just as easily say something stupid.

I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.

I absorbed the lie that any smart woman would use birth control and be responsible for her body. Obviously that's not true.

We have to honor our commitments to today's beneficiaries, but we can't solve the growing deficit and debt problems unless we are smart, courageous, and sensible in planning for future.

When a corporation goes into the marketplace to buy back its own stock, it means management thinks the stock is undervalued. This is a smart time to buy.

It is never smart, even in a strong democracy, to declare some debate off limits. In a weakening democracy it is catastrophic.

Hillary Clinton is incredibly prepared and smart on all of the issues.