Raymond Quotes

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Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

I was very lucky with 'Soap' and 'Who's the Boss,' which was great fun, and then went on 'Coach' and 'Everybody Loves Raymond.' I've been truly blessed, and the work has all been fun and a joy.

Luck is the residue of good planning.

I don't really get a chance to watch much television. I mostly watch BBC Worldwide and repeats of Seinfeld and Everybody Loves Raymond

Peter Boyle on Everybody Loves Raymond is more of an insane Dad.

She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam.

Did you know in the sea you can find a fish called, SWEETLIPS?"Ted and Raymond's Sea Adventure

Trying to guess the enemy’s next move is useful

I studied him and realized that madness is the last defence of the mind when it can't hope to reconcile itself with events

If love is blind

Many a soul will turn back to accustomed marshlands of defeat rather than brave the fogs of frustration

I don't fire up the prose. I just tell it straight and don't fool around with it.

I don't write fantasy

A good story cannot be devised

There are two kinds of truth