Office Quotes

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.

To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office.

I was put into office by the people who believed in my idea that corruption is the root of poverty; that an end to corruption would mean an end to poverty.

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own page.

In a well-functioning democracy, citizens have the option of voting their political masters out of office. Not so in most companies.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

[N]o religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man without punishing the office.

Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I've always wanted an office job so I can tell someone, "I'm going to take a long lunch," or "I'm out of the office." I don't know why, but I've always seen so much stability in clocking in.

I couldn't sleep one night and I was sitting in my office and I realized that I was an independent filmmaker.

One famous movie executive who shall remain nameless, exposed himself to me in his office. 'Mr X,' I said, 'I thought you were a producer not an exhibitor'.

A classic, navy blue blazer is my staple. It's a look that can take you from office meetings to dinner out with friends or family.

When I was young I felt really overwhelmed and confused by the desire not to end up in an office, doing something I didn't believe in.

If the voters really understood what we were up to they'd vote us out of office.

But the community knew Blade, and everybody but us was shocked at the box office, and subsequently the DVD. That was the beginning of the DVD revolution, and Blade was just like wildfire.

By reason of gifts and bribes the offices be given to rich men, which should rather have been executed by wise men.

We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason—" "So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—

I apprehend... that the total abandonment of the principle of rotation in the offices of President and Senator will end in abuse.

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.

There is something patently insane about all the typewriters sleeping with all the beautiful plumbing in the beautiful office buildings -and all the people sleeping in the slums.

They who prematurely put themselves forward to root out whatever is displeasing to them overthrow the judgment of God and rashly intrude upon the office of angels.

Anyone who has taken the oath I have just taken must feel a heavy weight of responsibility. If not, he has no conception of the powers and duties of the office.

If you show a poetry professor your shiny new multiple choice teaching technology, he will invite you to exit his office.

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as unqualified as some of the men who are already there.

Our office acts like a kind of educational establishment and we are very careful who we educate.

The Latin motto over Poindexter's new Pentagon office reads Scientia Est Potentia - "knowledge is power." Exactly: the government's infinite knowledge about you is its power over you.

Official dignity tends to increase in inverse ratio to the importance of the country in which the office is held.

People need help to change the way they eat... this is what government is for in my opinion.... We should make food an issue for everyone who runs for office.

I'm not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed.

We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

Am I a great manager? Huh. I was blessed to have a front office that found great talent, and then I was smart enough to stay the hell out of their way.

I am leaving the office but am not leaving the battle for peace.

It is wrong to ask who will rule. The ability to vote a bad government out of office is enough. That is democracy.

I believe in a free and open press; people have to cover the presidency, respect the office and its current occupant. And we need it to be a two-way street.

Save in the office and affairs of love.

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

No matter how humble a man's beginnings, he achieves the stature of the office to which he is elected.

I do not think I could myself, be brought to support a man for office, whom I knew to be an open enemy of, and scoffer at, religion.

The office of the Vice-President is a greater honor than I ever dreamed of attaining.

Friendship is constant in all other things, save in the office and affairs of love.

. . . a friend . . . showed me the kitchen in her new home with the words, "This is my office." I knew what she meant. This is where I do the work I want to, the work I like and enjoy.

You can run the office without a boss, but you can't run an office without secretaries.

My kids and I sometimes will just sit in my office and talk about what the world was like 68 million years ago. Amanda, our oldest daughter, wanted to be a paleontologist for a long time.

In nine months, a group of children left alone with a computer in any language will reach the same standard as an office secretary in the West.

You know, one of the things I've learnt since coming out of office is how much easier it is to give the advice than take the decision. I mean, you know, it's tough.