Nba Quotes

When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.

I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.

The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.

About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it's one of the safest places a high-profile person can spend time in a boring city.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.

I'm pretty much able to play any style. I'm not here to demand 40 or 50 shots. But I would like 30.

I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine.

Everything is done out of respect, whether it's a cheer or a boo.

I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

I have orders not to come back until I'm a thousand percent.

We have strict orders: If we talk about it we get fined $50,000.

Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.

They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged.

No one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted. Sorry for that sir.

It's over now. He said what he had to say, I said what I had to say. Don't play with me. Seriously, don't play with me.

It feels good. It's not bad for somebody who can't shoot.

If he wants to get that next contract, he's going to have to go to the New York Athletic Club three times a day and just ride the bike.

Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running.

I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them.

I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter I'm going to come out and do what I do.

Tell them it was a foul.

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.

I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

Flash, take the game off. I'll go out and do the work.

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.

It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me.

Very unfairly, there's a negative image of the kid, which really stems from the greed and selfishness of the NBA and NCAA. They're forcing these kids to go to school.

I always had a dream to someday own an NBA team.

We just forced them into tough shots that whole overtime. It was a classic five minutes that we needed.

I've won a championship on every level except the NBA. It's frustrating to have not gotten that in the first two years.

We had a lot of luck this year and our guys took advantage. Wow. What a night.

My best memories are because I was on teams I love - even going back to being a kid. Not just in the NBA.

I still have my old Nintendo 64 that works. And I hook it up, and I still play the original Goldeneye. Im that geek. I have an NBA Jam arcade machine in my office at SNL.

We need more NBA owners to own WNBA teams.

The ideal set up would be to own an NBA team, a D-League team, and a WNBA team.

There's never been a better time to be an NBA owner

If I was going to get beat up, I wanted to be indoors where it was warm.

Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the game for the Chicago Bulls and brought the NBA to its greatest peak of popularity.

The NBA is a big family, and I think of all these rookies as my brothers. I still believe I am blue collar among the All-Stars.

Who could better motivate Bill Russell than Bill Russell?