Men Quotes
Men... No matter how unappealing, each of them imagines he is somehow worthy.
Men are all the same. Novelty amongst themselves displeases and upsets them – but if the novelty is wearing a skirt, they go crazy f
Real MEN don't need a woman covering for him because a Real MAN IS a woman's covering!
Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.
Men are like busses. I mean, you wait for ages and ages, and when one does finally come along you can't get on. And that bit about them coming in threes, well, that's just a myth.
WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:In your case, ED is not a man's name.
They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not being able to go to church. Horrid.
He will work off his crudities in time. I rather mistrust young men who slip into life gracefully.
Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.
By God, if women had written stories, As clerks had within here oratories, They would have written of men more wickednessThan all the mark of Adam may redress.
Men do things. We can't help it. That's all there is to it. As you will discover in time, the primary choice every man has to make is whether he wants to be himself or if he wants peace.
If she had learnt any lesson today it was that men were stupid, helpless creatures made needlessly cruel by their terror of showing their feelings.
...men are much softer than women, more sentimental. They cry at the movies and pretend not to. The male of the species is weak. He doesn’t tolerate pain well.
War makes animals of men, and we can't let that happen to us. If we do, we won't have any chance of survival.
That's a man's vital spot, the helpless thing he loves. ("Jane Brown's Body")
Guys are always confused by how soft and sentimental they are.
Here was a man who'd learned to write before he could think, a man who threw out logical fallacies like tacks behind a getaway car, and he always always always got away.
But you would still settle for me if I were that last, wouldn't you? Women are like that. They have to have a male.
Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?
When a man in purple and screaming pink stares at you, you know it's time to change your appearance.
Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?
Little girls fear being a princess that was never rescued but little boys fear being a prince that was too late.
Self-pity, while it should be accorded due respect, is the greatest of all acids to the human soul.
We are all cynics now, I suppose, and even a mewling infant knows that to save a life is to make an eternal enemy.
My mother always said - "Never run after a man or a bus - there is always another one coming.
Nine women possess the same rights as a man... to learning and knowledge.
Women should never chase elevators, buses or men, because there will always be another one!
Heartbroken men are like wild animals, running around with hysteria in their eyes, desperately trying to knock the dents out of their egos.
[On marriage and permanent attach
If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.
This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren't anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.
Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.
... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.
Both men had made her feel as if she were the one who was at fault, a typically masculine reaction to a woman who was able to act independently of them.
I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.
Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.
Men need to be needed. When we are needed, we feel powerful. We thrive on helping a woman who needs us.
The strongest people are people who faced the toughest situations in life. People who are defeated by the toughest battles are stronger than those who have won by using the escape route!