Men Quotes

Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.

You ask yourself "What is love? Am I in love?", when what you should be asking is, "What is not love?", ma petite. What is it that this man does for you that is not done out of love?

Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier." - Jean-Claude

A woman will forget that a man is male, if they are good enough friends, but men rarely forget that a woman is feminine.

It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

Anyway, he's gone. Which, as you know, is how I like my men.

Yes, that man acted ugly," she told us in plain English. "But throwing more ugliness back at him ain't the answer.

I am really excited that we have Jemaine Clement in the show [X-men], because I freakin' love Flight of the Concords. It was so exciting to work with him.

I've never produced a series, so for me [X-men] was a wonderful challenge.

We just don't want to repeat anything that we've done in the movies [X-man] or that we're going to do in the movies. There's so many stories to tell, we just want to stay out of each other's way.

There's 54 years of X-Men comics by now, so there are a lot of characters to explore.

There's nothing so attractive as a blank slate. Take one attractive man, slap on a thick coat of daydream, and voila, the perfect man. With absolutely no resemblance to reality.

I had never thought of myself as a dramatist, and, for really good technical results, the thought came too late: a man of letters has become too wordy to write economically for the stage.

Father eternal, ruler of creation, Spirit of life, which moved ere form was made Through the thick darkness covering every nation Light to man's blindness, O be Thou our aid.

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

The great end of all religionis to purify our hearts--and conquer our passions--and in a word, to make us wiser and better men--better neighbours--better citizens--and better servants of GOD.

A man should know something of his own country too, before he goes abroad.

I am persuaded ... that both man and woman bear pain or sorrow, (and, for aught I know, pleasure too) best in a horizontal position.

Men tire themselves in the pursuit of sleep.

I pity the man who can travel from Dan to Beersheba, and cry, 'Tis all barren--and so it is; and so is all the world to him who will not cultivate the fruits it offers.

A man's body and his mind, with the utmost reverence to both I speak it, are exactly like a jerkin and a jerkin's lining; rumple the one, you rumple the other.

Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question?

A man cannot dress, but his ideas get cloath'd at the same time.

When the precipitancy of a man's wishes hurries on his ideas ninety times faster than the vehicle he rides in--woe be to truth!

Everybody told me to be a man. Nobody told me how.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

Men do, I've found, accept the most errant nonsense from a well dressed woman

What does it mean, to lose one's mind? Where does it go? If a man is out of his mind, where is he? What is insane when the world is mad by contrast?

Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.

The artist's work constitutes the only satisfactory relationship he can have with his fellow men since he seeks his real friends among the dead and the unborn.

Let us define 'man' as a poet perpetually conspiring against himself.

The man who says that he does not deserve his wife is probably right, but not for the reasons he thinks.

beware the clever man that makes the wrong look right

On Twitter, Donald Trump has called me a "poor journalist, stupid, a very dumb guy, the dumbest political commentator on television, and the dumbest man on TV."

Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man. He made a good decision."

Lil Wayne is the man.

I only grow hair in places that men like.

I love a man in a suit. Men should stay clothed, even if they have nice bodies.

I love men who know when to put their foot down and when not to.

Men stop trying after a while and get lazy.

Although I do have a sailor's mouth, it's not attractive for me to hear men cursing. That kinda talk is not charming.

Men have just come up to me and asked for my number right away. That doesn't work. You have to know somebody and have a conversation.

What no woman or man needs is anyone telling them they are 'too fat' or 'too skinny.' That just adds to the many stereotypes out there about a person's weight.

Tyranny is tyranny, no matter what its form; the free man will resist it if his courage serves.

A government of laws without men is as visionary as a government of men without laws.

Since we are men, we will play the part of Man.

Here I am an old man in a long nightgown making muffled noises at people who may be no worse than I am.

As a man, if you got a problem with somebody, you sit down face to face and you talk to them eye to eye. And you hash it out and move on.

Man, meeting Michael Jordan for me was like.. black Jesus walking towards me. It was overwhelming to me to finally meet the guy I've looked up to my whole life.