Love Humor Quotes

Love Humor Quote of the day

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Love and magic have a great deal in common. they enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

I’m doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.

You've got an awfully kissable mouth.

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn’t marry an idiot.

Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!

I'm amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I'm constantly joking around.

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

Do you still want me to go to hell? I must admit, I don't know the way.

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.

Probably no purer incitement to hatred existed, Lydia had found, than being told of anyone or anything: you will love him, her or it. The spirit immediately rose up like a fanged cobra.

If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain.

What is love when it's not for dopamine?

Well, really, how would you like to make love with someone who kept twittering about his pure mystic modality and wanted to stick flowers in your navel?

As the doctor treated the wound, Mazer said, " I don't care how much you eat, Ender, self-cannibalism won't get you out of this school.

Books make my world complete.

You challenged me from the very beginning and I tried to resist you, but I knew even then that I wasn't going to walk away without you by my side.

How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.

He knew in that moment that falling in love with her would destroy him, and so he decided at once that he would do his damnedest to despise her.

Get high on love, not drugs.

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

I'm in love with you.""Good grief." She kept walking.

Women in love are patheticand I cannot be bothered, for now, I am back to metaphysicsand my armpits gather hair.

I’d eat a picnic in Hades with him.

Well why don't you lean over this counter a little more and give me your best kiss, and then I'll tell you if I want you to take me out to dinner.

Ronan said, "I'm always straight."Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.

I'm not that bad, ” he said. “I'm rich, popular. I have a sense of humor. I'm good looking, and not to mention I have a really big—

I wanted to punch him and understand him at the same time.