Joseph Quotes

Joseph Quote of the day

He that confesseth not that Jesus has come in the flesh and sent Joseph Smith with the fullness of the Gospel to this generation, is not of God, but is anti-christ

Indolent and unworthy the beggar may be—but that is not your concern: It is better, said Joseph Smith, to feed ten impostors than to run the risk of turning away one honest petition.

Senator Joseph McCarthy was one of the greatest Americans who ever lived.

I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy].

It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother and sister, son and daughter, mashed potatoes and gravy.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

If we get our salvation, we shall have to pass by him [Joseph Smith]; if we enter our glory, it will be through the authority he has received. We cannot get around him

Joseph McCarthy, the Junior Republican Senator from Wisconsin, ruled America like devil king for four years. His purges were an American mirror image of Stalin's purges, an unnoticed similarity.

I was ordained one of the standing High Council in Zion, under the hands of President Joseph Smith

John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy.

I feel like shouting, hallelujah, all the time, when I think that I ever I knew Joseph Smith, the Prophet.

Joseph Smith, the Prophet and Seer of the Lord, has done more, save Jesus only, for the salvation of men in this world, than any other man that ever lived in it.

But to die as lovers may - to die together, so that they may live together.

Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.

And as many of the plates as Joseph Smith translated I handled with my hands, plate after plate.

The Lord chose Joseph Smith, called upon him at fourteen years of age, gave him vision, and led him along, guided and directed him in his obscurity.

Joseph Smith could not have picked a better year to start The Book of Mormon than 600 B.C.

I almost stand in awe when I think of Joseph Smith. The angel appeared to him in 1823 - he said to this simple little boy, 'Your name should be known for good and evil throughout the entire world.'

God is an exalted man. Some people are troubled over the statements of the Prophet Joseph Smith... that our Father in heaven at one time passed through a life and death and is an exalted man.

Joseph Smith was a prophet of God and the restorer of all things important to building the kingdom of God and preparing for the Second Coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.

The Prophet Joseph Smith warned us to ‘beware of self-righteousness’ and to enlarge our hearts toward all men and women until we feel ‘to take them upon our shoulders.

The hero, the waker of his own soul, is himself but the convenient means of his own dissolution.

Humor is the touchstone of the truly mythological as distinct from the more literal-minded and sentimental theological mood.

Wherever the poetry of myth is interpreted as biography, history or science, it is killed.

The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

It’s nice to have a station pet. Wish it wasn’t trapped in a hovering prison in the men’s bathroom, but listen: no pet is perfect. It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.

Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

The formation of Stalin’s character is particularly important because the nature of his rule was so personal.

A poem without metaphor is a gelding

OK, publishing a book and releasing a movie is all very well, but Tottenham beating Man. U. 3-2... priceless.

They had no previous connection whatever with Connemara

The problem of the hero is to pierce himself (and therewith his world) precisely through that point

I am not God, and I am not judge. Your fate is your own And you need not to budge.

Lieutenant Trotta wasn't experienced enough to know that uncouth peasant boys with noble hearts exist in real life and that a lot of truths about the living world are recorded in bad books

People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.

A single death is a tragedy

Computers are like Old Testament gods

The fates lead him who will

Follow your heart. Then root its longing with the facts.

Faith is not so much something we believe

I have a mustard seed

It’s complicated, ” I said in defense, hands going up to show surrender.“Talk slowly, ” Jenna retorted derisively.“Okay, I deserved that, ” I admitted.

Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril

The country was in peril

No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit - there's footprints on the Moon. - Overheard at a flee market.

Marriage . . . is not a love affair

Well, the only reason we’re friends is because you can rock a tweed suit, ” she informed, tone mock serious. “So if you want to keep me around, I expect more tweed.

Shut the front door!” Jenna exclaimed.Andrew disappeared into the foyer, and when he returned, his eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. “The door is shut?

[Brodsky] loved cats, and sometimes for a greeting would meow.