Ifs Quotes

Tell me I have to be somewhere, and I'll be there 20 minutes early and stay there longer than anybody else. You hold up a lot of people if you're not on time.

If I'm killed - if I'm removed - there is nowhere else for me to go but to my ancestors.

If she come, I be happy. If she don't, I be content.

If you can't be proud of what you do, go and sell shoes. Do something else.

If we can't be true to ourselves, what can we be true to?

If you didn't earn your salvation how are you going to un-earn it?

P.S. - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

If this is what you came for, then I didn't send for you. Kafka (note to himself in journal)

If we don't play God, who will?

If I have done anything, it is to make ugly appealing.

If I don't feel it, I can't play it.

I'm not very bright about money. I'm not domestic either. If I don't learn how to cook, maybe I won't have to.

I'd like it if people thought I was Jewish looking.

If I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross out. I'm not proud.

If nothing is declared unchangeable, then the organization will resist all change.

If you can't fix it, you have to stand it.

If something is accessible to a lot of people, it's got to be dumb because most people are dumb.

Where women are, the better things are implied if not spoken.

If we don't dream of the possible, the possible never happens.

...all them things I don't know could get you killed if I come to know them

Are you asking if I ever spied on you while you were taking a shower?

In the 70s I was in exile; every time I went back I wondered if they'd take my passport away.

It's almost as if our society values opinion over knowledge.

If the bears don't get you, it's home.

If you don't know the life yet, how could be possible for you to know the death?

If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver

If you're utopian, you're never satisfied.

You can't have style if you don't have substance.

If you get your education, then you've got your platform set up for you.

If it's boring, then it's tiring.

If a religion is unpatriotic, it ain't right.

Pleasures can undo a man at any time, if yielded to.

You can only lead if the people that you're leading want to be led.

Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.

If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society, then the reverse was wrong, too.

And if it can’t be fun, what’s the point?

Maybe if I point to my brain it will work.

If one is strong, one loves the more strongly.

Data by itself is not useful. Data is only useful if it can be applied for public benefit.

If there is another me inside of me Then I hope that he's a better person than I am

No I'm not a great believer in getting back over things and saying if only, or if, or buts because I don't think we actually get anywhere on that.

If there is ever a time crying out for courageous leadership, its now.

You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces.

If you're playing against the Australians, you don't walk.

If you are not on the web, you will have problems accessing services.

If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.

If everything that you do is for the market, it won't work.

If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The more personal, the better.

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.

If I'm not doing anything to make a change, then I'm responsible.