Ifs Quotes

If I dress like a schlump, I think like a schlump and I work like a schlump.

If the NAACP were to impose a control of something towards all, then I would staunchly oppose it.

If there's a best, I want to fight them.

What’s the point of playing if winning isn’t the goal?

If love doesn't make a fool of us, what will?

If you can't dance on it, it isn't coffee.

Eve, I know this continues to astound and baffle you, but I actually like to socialize." "I know. If it wasn't for that, you'd be perfect.

I wonder if you can understand, I never really knew what it was to want, until you.

If you don't read for pleasure, you'll lose your edge as a writer.

If something isn't special, then it's ordinary.

If there is no truth, there is no injustice.

If the public dislikes one of my Post covers, I can't help disliking it myself.

If the picture speaks to me, if it tells me something about myself, then I want it. Then I have to have it.

I don't need a guarantee if I have you.

Aye, wumman, if it's truly romantic, then it must be Scottish.

If he had a mind, there was something on it.

I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.

There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry you Bertie.

If I tell you that I have robbed a bank, prepare the correct reaction.

If I see something that inspires me, I'll dress like it.

If you listen to certain things then you can hear music everywhere. But it's your perspective on 'what do I listen to, why do I listen, what's going on.' And then you have music.

I've had death threats, if you can imagine.

I learned that if I could read, I could cook. I surprised myself I like it.

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

I thought you were dead. Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me.

Tim was dead. And he's always been a loser. I'd be damned if I was going to be the victim of a loser - or anyone else.

But you can't marry someone to fix him, even if you love them.

You have to live where you wake up, even if someone else dreamed you there.

I could tell you stories-if only stories could tell what I have in me to tell.

If you have a friend, things are better than if you didn't have a friend.

There is a country proverb which says, 'If you don't trouble trouble - trouble won't trouble you.

You get to do what you want to do – if that’s what you want to do.

If you want to attack someone you attack their family. That is easy. You don't have to say directly.

If we do not provide education for every single American, we are consigning those without an education to second-class status.

There's always beauty, if you know where to look.

I will not allow anyone to take anything off my palette but if I do then within that, I can be creative.

If I'd been whoring before class and waved a corset at him, no one would have thought twice about it!

If you don't have what you need, just rock with what you've got!

Outside of society, if you're looking that's where you'll find me.

I'd never had people drive me around, and then all of a sudden, if a car didn't come, I'd say, "Where's my car?"

Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.

I feel like I'm 11 again, with my drums. It doesn't matter if it's good or bad. I'm just playing.

Doubtless there are things in nature which have not yet been seen. If an artist discovers them, he opens the way for his successors.

I think I was almost 12, so I knew who George C. Scott was, but if I could work with George C. Scott now, I'd be so pumped.

Cancer is cancer. I've got a great life if I can just stay alive.

If I see a door ajar, I push on it to see how far it will open, and if it opens wide I go through it.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I just always enjoy it; if you really enjoy what you do, you don't want to stop.

If there were no Carl Perkins, there would be no Beatles.

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.