Ifs Quotes

If I'm androgynous, I'd say I lean toward macho-androgynous.

You can't control the quality of projects that are coming to you, so if you get several in a row that are quality, you take them.

If you want your 401k to come back, recriminalize gambling

When you hurry you're more apt to make mistakes. But you have to be quick. If you're not quick you can't get things done.

If you're afraid of something, you definitely have to try to tackle it.

If it's called a selfie, why are there people in it?

If we don't own our manhood someone else will.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

If you don't like my announcing, you don't like me.

If you're going to get into music, you've got to learn the 12-bar blues.

If the cost of figuring out whether to do something is more than just doing it, then just do it!

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

It is possible for love to grow and multiply if you work at it.

If you're not a feminist, you're part of the problem.

If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

If you write for the critics, only the critics will read you.

People on Twitter can follow tech if they're interested in tech, or business if they're interested in business, or they can follow celebrities that they're fans of.

You have to smile, if you expect anybody to smile back.

Seriously, the world is changing so quickly that if you had any more than 80 years of change I don't see how you could stand it psychologically.

If you are truly innovating, you don't have a prototype you can refer to.

If people stop having secrets they stop having power.

I was more alone than if I had been alone.

If god exists, he is not to be believed in.

If it had and answer, it wouldn't really be love, would it?

[...]It is as if after surviving so much, there was no longer reason to survive.

If it weren't my life, I wouldn't have believed it.

I wanted to protect him, which I was sure I could do, even if I could not protect myself.

I am willing to be annoying if that's what was necessary.

There is nothing wrong with compromising. Even if you compromise almost everything.

What if I never stop inventing?

As I've grown older, I've grown more convinced there's nothing that shouldn't be talked about. If we think we're protecting each other, we're not.

Don't you think if I was able to make some changes, I would have already?

There's no question that Roberts will vote like William Rehnquist... If he swings, it will be from right to far right.

If I woke up tomorrow and couldn't do music anymore, I absolutely don't know what I would do.

If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend.

Even if you're not going anywhere, don't get in the way.

If we cannot live entirely like human beings, at least let us do everything in our power not to live entirely like animals.

If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?

If you destroy a firm, you can't pull it out of bankruptcy overnight.

If it happened to me, it can happen to anyone.

No one tells you what to do if you completely flop at the beginning of a performance.

I don't know if I would refer to myself as a local celebrity.

This life can be incredibly difficult, especially if we're alone.

In my business, if you look good, no one is going to be checking up on whether you work out. So it's up to me.

Nothing comes of so many things, if you have patience.

She wasn't in love but she would love him, if that would save her.

You are writing for your contemporaries - not for Posterity. If you are lucky, your contemporaries will become Posterity.

If God can't get you to obey Him concerning your money, he won't get to anything else you got.