I Want Quotes
I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be with my wife and kids. I don't even think I'd want to go out to dinner.
You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.
The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.
There are different parts of us. You want to feel safe but you want to also feel challenged.
I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.
If someone picks up one thing you've written, you want them to go, 'Wow, this is pretty good.'
Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"
I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful.
If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head.
I wish we had a more open discourse. It's just a shame that with our 24-hour news media and the Internet, people have become so fragmented. They only want to support their own worldview.
No true fan wants to go to Comic-Con and get assaulted with a marketing blitz about just any old show.
People can say anything they want to. If they don't want to get the news from me, get it from somebody else. It's not something I'm going to worry about, I'm sorry.
Certainly accountability of government is what people are clamoring for; they want to know that when lawmakers make a promise or a proposal, you can actually accomplish it.
I did have a Twitter account that I tried for a couple days, but found I had nothing to say. There are some interesting facts I could share, but I don't want to share that part of myself.
In all of our lives, we know some boring people, but we don't want to see them on television. In our families, we have some very odd people who have odd neurosis. All of us are really strange people.
Getting and becoming are siamese twins. If you want more than you have, you have to become more than you are.
I spend most of my time reading non-fiction of all sorts. Then poetry. Then fiction to blurb. Then fiction I want to read.
If you are asking the wrong question, it doesn't matter how good the answer is, you aren't going to get where you want to go.
They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.
We have no desire to be the world's policeman. But America does want to be the world's peacemaker.
The first step in providing economic equality for women is to ensure a stable economy in which every person who wants to work can work.
We need that expression. Whether we want to call it protest or not, we need to express and echo the echoes of the people. Artists need to do that.
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.
Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe.
Regis Philbin's back in primetime, hosting 11 new episodes of 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.' But because of Obama's tax plan, it's been re-titled 'Who Wants To Win Just Under $250,000.'
Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.
It's something I worry about when I'm working out. I don't want to get too fit. Because I don't want the new DaVinci of this Millennium to say, "You. I have found my muse. I have to sculpt you."
Simply having rules does not change the things that people want to do. You have to change incentive.
If you see a blatant error or misconception about yourself, you really want to set it straight.
It's just nice to see people enthusiastic about their tennis and want to learn and improve - for me that's the most important thing - I still love my tennis.
It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.
I just try and do the best with every role I get to do. Hopefully the experience in itself is a good experience and people will want to work with me.
So if you're on tour for eight months, a year... or whatever it is you definitely don't want arguments and I'm happy to say that I've always had a really nice bunch of people around me all the time.
In this society, we don't like to face the future and the dying process and all of it. Most of us really don't want to think about it, but it's facing me in the mirror every day.
Some people don't even notice. "Oh, you sound exactly like you did!" And I say, "OK, if that's what you want to believe, that's fine."
We must continue working for a better world. I want my grandchildren to live in a society with a spirit of independence, a society that puts people before profits and looks after the environment.
In L.A., it's easy to get caught up in what you look like or how much money you have, and those aren't values I want my kids to adopt.
It was fun; you know, at this point in my life it's like, I want to do stuff that's meaningful.
On the whole, I don't want to think too much about why I write what I write. If I know what I'm doing ... I can't do it.
In terms of work, I never felt that I've done it right. I always want to have done it differently, to have done it better, a different way.
I myself love to read those Victorian novels which go on and on, and you don't read them in one sitting. You might read one over the course of a summer, but that isn't what I want to write.
I tend to keep my private life private. I think it's important to have mystique. It's important to keep people thinking and guessing, and you want everyone to think you're singing to them.
Anyone who wants to know who I am can just read my lyrics - I've always written about who I am.
Only because The Runaways were my baby and there's no reason to get it back together except to totally have fun. If that's not the goal, then I don't want to do it.