How To Be Dead Quotes

The dead can't hurt you, they're dead. Living things can hurt you, living people can hurt you but the dead can't.

And no, I think i'm better than you because I am better than you.

Who underestimates is buried in the optimism of the deads. (Qui sous-estime s'enterre - Dans l'optimisme des morts.)

the cemetery is the home of those who are not here, come in.

God always knows our conscious, if it's bad He will stricken it, if it's good He will keep it clear, if you have no conscious then you're dead to God.

Love is dead, and the only thing remained is a small slice of respect.

A dead man’s vanity: his ashes full of life that cannot be deceased before a living being’s pride.

I don’t know why I told you all those things, but I did. Maybe it was because I’m a drunk, and sometimes drunks like to confess.

The author is still dead, folks!!

I lost my temper, " I finish. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.""Well, no one means to lose their temper, my boy, " the Captain smiles. "If they did, it wouldn't be lost.

Is this your girl?" she asks, not waiting for an answer. "She's breathtaking.""You're my new favorite person, " Billie giggles.

It's just a mistake, you understand you don't ya??... and Hello, father 33 days from your dead!

I'm Kieran. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room,

If I were pressed, I would admit that she was beautiful, in a dead bride sort of way.

Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us.

If your existence does not make any difference, you are no more than a dead body.

To be invisible you shouldn't exist, first of all you should make everything that you are dead... second you are invisible. If you are dead it's not possible the thought to exist!

The old world told men merely about to live and to die.Today men think about defeating death and resurrection.

Better a live dog than a dead lion.

No sane person fears nothingness.

If you're not learning how to live off the land, then you're only learning how to survive in the short-term. (During a conversation with someone in regards to surviving a zombie apocalypse, 2017)

Come on! We've had too many dead heroes. Being a coward increases your odds of survival-that's my motto. I'm counting on bieng faster than them.

What's the point of a good job if you're dead?

Life is great, and without it, you'd be dead.

Don't be alarmed, the god I am trying to kill is the one I hate, not the one I love

It's a harrowing experience to see death approaching in haste towards you, what is hell but confronting your own mortality

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

Dear God, I must be dead and in hell since you're here.

...when one is alone it is impossible to be dead.

[Magnus] held on to the boy, newborn in grave dirt and blood, and he wished that he had found him dead.

I never imagined being undead would be so much work, ” Jeff lamented.“Being a ‘vampire’ takes no work at all, ” Timothy emphasized vampire. “It’s surviving that takes all the work.

Death says a million words that the heart can't pen.

Good thing we weren't here when this happened, " Fred added. "We'd be pancakes - DEAD ones!

Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.

I can't understand why dark northern soldiers and light ones are seperated into different brigades. The dead are all buried together in hasty mass graves, bones touching.

You should never attack a necromancer in a cemetery

...a murder of crows gormandized until they were satiated.

John Wesley’s own grave holds the bones of many other people, including at least five ministers. One can only imagine the bickering.

Life without making progress is dead. What is life if you don't embrace new truths that scare you, meet people who intimidate you, and so on.

Like hunting for a dead beloved's face among the living, in places, we find the place we loved before.

When you feel like there is nothing else matter, you just feel like unable to breath because you finally realise that even the oxygen you're breathing is polluted.

Every time the long-forgotten people of the past are remembered, they are born again!

The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself.

Dead is not an option ".

the only way to get over a death is by seeing it as a life completed, instead of a life interrupted.

The world slides, the world goes, and death makes equal the rich and the poor

Though we are terrorized by death, it's not different from birth, it just happens

She was infamous once upon a time. She's legendary now. The girl is a definite force to be reckoned with, though perhaps she doesn't know it yet.

The scariest thing about death is not dying, it's the uncertainty of what happens after

Take it easy, friend, " siad Peter, regaining his balance, quickly understanding the condition Henry w