Funny Story Quotes
Writing a funny story is one thing. But writing a funny story that inspires others to venture beyond their level of comfort in pursuit of their greater good is what makes me come alive.
A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a joke. I don't tell jokes much. I tell little stories.
Here's what I really love: I love a funny story that I can tag a serious line on the end of.
I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.
ʺWhy,ʺ he began slowly, ʺis Victor Dashkov joining us?ʺ ʺWell, itʹs kind of a funny story . . .ʺ
Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.
Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
