Funny Running Quotes

Funny Running Quote of the day

Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.

Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

When I first started running, I was so embarrassed I'd walk when cars passed me. I'd pretend I was looking at the flowers!

Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?

Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.

If you cast really funny, talented people and let them do what they need to do, they're going to hit a home run for you without a script.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees.

I didn't train all that time just to come here and get it over with as fast as I can

Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!

Wolves never look more funny than when they have lost the scent and scrabble to find it again: they hop in the air; they run in circles, they plow up the ground with their noses . . . .

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.